Biggest penis ever is out of work!

Joe | March 31, 2010

Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic. Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world’s largest penis. [...]

Edible penis replicas

Joe | March 30, 2010

Join Matsuri in honoring The Japanese Penis Festival, a traditional celebration of fertility and good health in Japan where natives pay tribute to all things phallic. For the first week of April, the streets of Kawasaki stand erect with phallic see-saws, penis carving contests, and edible sweetmeat manhood replicas all in the name of fertility, [...]

For men only-ladies won’t appreciate this.

Joe | March 27, 2010

I couldn’t help but laugh at the punch line of the following. WORKIN’ ON THE RAILROAD A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. ‘What are you so happy about?’, asks the Bartender. ‘Well, I’ll tell you,’ replies the ugly man. ‘As you [...]

Wooly issue in sheep’s clothing

Joe | March 26, 2010

For all my social commentary (all with pertinent medical angles, of course), I’ve always been reluctant to weigh in too heavily about homosexuality. Aside from the occasional quip, I try to keep that topic in “ten foot pole” territory… But today, it’s front and center – in both fascinating and disturbing contexts. First, the fascinating, [...]

Love, sex and the male brain

Joe | March 25, 2010

Perhaps the biggest difference between the male and female brain is that men have a sexual pursuit area that is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain. Not only that, but beginning in their teens, they produce 200 to 250 percent more testosterone than they did during pre-adolescence. If testosterone were beer, [...]

Small Condoms a Big Problem for Marketers

Joe | March 24, 2010

By Kevin Spak| Posted Feb 26, 10 10:38 AM CST (Newser) – Judging by the average convenience store condom selection, men with small penises do not exist. Selling small condoms is difficult for marketers, so most brands have opted not to bother, writes Menachem Kaiser of the Atlantic. LifeStyles’ “Snugger Fit” designation is about as [...]

Giant Penis a Weapon in War Between Berlin Papers

Joe | March 23, 2010

Left-wing journal parodies rival editor with obscene sculpture By Nick McMaster| Posted Dec 4, 09 4:48 PM CST| Share | 40Share (Newser) – A sculpture depicting a monumental male member has upped the ante in a long-running feud between two Berlin newspapers. The staff of the left-wing Tageszeitung, known as “Taz,” have long thumbed their [...]

Taiwanese Toilet Snake Nips Man Where It Hurts

Joe | March 22, 2010

‘Snake’s mouth not the cleanest,’ says doc By Mary Papenfuss (Newser) – A Taiwanese man had an unpleasant encounter with a snake that nipped him on his penis as he sat on his toilet, reports Reuters. He “reacted instinctively and jumped up” when he felt a sharp pain and spotted “the big snake,” reports the [...]

Does Hallmark in Japan sell Happy Penis Day cards?

Joe | March 20, 2010

If not, they are definitely missing an opportunity! Well Japan isn’ t the only place. According to “Urban Dictionary” . . . In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in [...]

Even Viking warriors worried about penis size

Joe | March 19, 2010

Every Viking worth his salt knew you can’t rape and pillage with a small wag, let alone impress your friends and potential girlfriends. Research into the medieval “Sagas of Icelanders” by Cardiff University’s Dr. Carl Phelpstead reveals at least three instances where penis size or dysfunction play a role in the sagas. He concludes that [...]