Joe | August 31, 2009
There was a Christian sect that believed a man had to be emasculated to reach heaven. The Valesians would invite travelers to spend the night and any who did were castrated to insure their heavenly reward. I’m sure not many of the unwary travelers appreciated the Valesians intentions or actions. Guess we better watch out [...]
Joe | August 30, 2009
The love valley of Cappadocia, is the land of giant erected penises. Mother Nature sculptured giant erected penises, or were they once alive before becoming fossilized?. One of the characteristics of Cappadocia is having plenty of underground cities. It’s known that there are more than a hundred underground settlements in the region and many of [...]
Joe | August 29, 2009
By BEN SCHOTT Published: August 2, 2009 The 140-character limit of Twitter posts was guided by the 160-character limit established by the developers of SMS. However, there is nothing new about new technology imposing restrictions on articulation. During the late 19th-century telegraphy boom, some carriers charged extra for words longer than 15 characters and for [...]
Joe | August 28, 2009
Tim Patch creates his portraits in an interesting way. He paints with his penis. Australian-based Patch – who labels himself ‘The World’s Greatest Penile Artist’ – paints his portraits onto smoothed-back canvas, so as to avoid abrasions to his penis. He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his [...]
Joe | August 27, 2009
All you penises owners out there don’t deny it. It’s common knowledge we all have nicknames for our Mr. Merrymakers. Some are suitable and some aren’t. My friend confided in me he named his “Godzilla.” Once when we went to the gym and were taking a shower I had to look at mighty “Godzilla,” and [...]
Joe | August 26, 2009
I have Eve Ensler’s book, The Vagina Monologues. I use it to tilt my monitor up, but during the day I occasionally glance at the title and remember seeing the monologues being performed at Prescott College. There may have been two other men in the room besides myself. I began to wonder if the play [...]
Joe | August 25, 2009
While writing, A Penis Manologue, I tried to think of a symbol that would show a man’s conflict between his big brain (the one in his head) and his small brain (the one in his pants). In modern society we don’t even like to say the word penis. Phallus is used in place of penis. [...]
Joe | August 24, 2009
Circumcision has been considered a cure for many ills over the years, and almost every promise of prevention by circumcision has proved false. They’re at it again. Now circumcision is going to help prevent AIDS. The circumcision rate in the U.S. is already 79%. Looks like the goal is to mutilate 100% of baby boys [...]
Joe | August 23, 2009
Yoga practice could cure homosexuality, so claims Swami Baba Ramdev The yoga maestro, Swami Baba Ramdev said,“We invite all the gay people to come to our ashram in a group of 10 to 50 for nine months and like a mother we will deliver them like new born babies devoid of homosexuality with the practice [...]
Joe | August 22, 2009
Confusing Nature of Gender // . // . // // When 18-year-old Caster Semenya blew past the competition in the women’s 800-meter race at the World Athletics Championships in Berlin this week, she got more than a gold medal. The South African athlete ran straight into a controversy about both the nature of gender and [...]
A Penis Manologue:
One Man's Response to The Vagina Monologues
Joe DiBuduo is a prolific writer of short and long fiction. A Penis Manologue is his first nonficiton book.
