Penis Poetry

Joe | August 4, 2010

Odoriferous I’ve got an eye and a bibulous head with a tiny brain but stunted as it is it’ll take charge and lead one much larger to those fabulously soft alluring places it likes to go to many dark damp and unspeakable cracks and crevices I find it hard to describe exactly what it is [...]

two penises play the piano

Joe | June 26, 2010

A video where brothers play a piano with their penises. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1732451

Russian Penis painting in the news

Joe | June 17, 2010

Wed Jun 16, 3:05 pm ET ST PETERSBURG, Russia (Reuters) – Radical Russian artists painted a giant protest penis on a drawbridge in central St. Petersburg ahead of a meeting that is the Russian answer to the World Economic Forum, police said on Wednesday. Measuring 65 metres (220 ft) long and 27 metres across, the [...]

Sack Tapping: Dangerous Game Hits Boys Where it Hurts

Joe | June 12, 2010

By JR Minkel, LiveScience Contributor The latest trend in school violence hits boys where it hurts – between the legs. In what urologists say is a growing phenomenon, adolescent boys are playing a game called sack tapping, in which the sole purpose is to strike someone in the testicles. The practice became national news after [...]

Another Penis play!

Joe | April 27, 2010

Bleecker Street Theatre 45 Bleecker Street (East of Lafayette St.) New York, NY A good thing just got even better. Circumcise Me Bottom line: get off your tuches and get to Circumcise Me today! He’s just your average Irish, Italian, Catholic kid from Philly, Comic Actor, Sober Alcoholic, Recovering Drug Addict, Husband, Father, Reform, Conservative, [...]

AIDS Foundation fails to get it up

Joe | March 13, 2010

I’m thinking the United States needs a National Penis Day. Nineteenth century attitudes are alive and well in our country. I believe a national day of recognition will give our penes the credit they so richly deserve for hanging around in a dark damp place all the time, just waiting to be called upon to [...]

V-Day meets P-Day on campus.

Joe | March 11, 2010

When I wrote A Penis Manologue, I thought I was a lone voice crying in the wilderness of academia’s attitude of favoritism to vaginae over penes, but this article by Christina Hoff Sommers showed me there are others who think like I do. Warning:The following contains adult (in this case, collegiate) language, along with gratuitous [...]

How many penis books are there currently?

Joe | March 7, 2010

I wanted to see how much competition there was for my book, A Penis Manologue, and I typed “Books about Penises into Google (The plural of penis is penes, (Even though I knew that I typed in penises) and 344,000 links came up. I tried the correct spelling and I only got 179,000 links. No [...]

Google Earth

Joe | September 5, 2009

We’re all familiar with Google Earth. It lets you fly anywhere on Earth to view satellite imagery, maps, and teen agers are taking advantage by painting large Bald Butler’s on rooftops, or using weed killer to draw the imagery on athletic fields. The cameras can read license plates from outer space, so we don’t have [...]

Evolution and penis

Joe | September 2, 2009

5 December 2005 Evolution And The Penis by Paul A. I read once about an old aboriginal custom of matching women to men on the basis of penile and vaginal compatibility. Small, “deer” men were matched with deer women and the large, “buffalo” men were matched with buffalo women. How they came to determine just [...]